tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post3264729117637258418..comments2023-04-13T17:20:52.788+01:00Comments on Padded Cell Confessions: My Funny Search Engine StatsPadded Cell Princesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-61448980339913463502011-10-21T11:40:51.933+01:002011-10-21T11:40:51.933+01:00DH, Oh you aren't worthy??? From the cutest Ha...DH, Oh you aren't worthy??? From the cutest Halloween decor to a fish hook having to be dug out of your finger...(which I am blaming for a nightmare I had a few night ago about having to climb a bouncy castle thing that was covered in fish hooks). I think you could qualify ;)Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-80258182571347650722011-10-21T04:13:32.691+01:002011-10-21T04:13:32.691+01:00You should totally be in the running for one of th...You should totally be in the running for one of those Versatile Blogger Award thingies. From pretty hummingbirds to Korean boobies. I am not worthy.Desperate Housemommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09513952335177773965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-71072025903622350712011-10-20T23:40:02.482+01:002011-10-20T23:40:02.482+01:00MIke...LOL! shhhh! Don't tell my mom!MIke...LOL! shhhh! Don't tell my mom!Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-85287887556082239062011-10-20T22:13:49.518+01:002011-10-20T22:13:49.518+01:00Padded Cell Confessions is my #1 source of korean ...Padded Cell Confessions is my #1 source of korean boobies!Sub Radar (Mike)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15558160466204000617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-58257876806480960392011-10-20T20:36:08.952+01:002011-10-20T20:36:08.952+01:00Oh my Lola! If he found that enjoyable then why tr...Oh my Lola! If he found that enjoyable then why try to find it on google? Isn't the real thing enough?? People confound me...which is a fabulous aspect of blogging!Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-85306361884615988072011-10-20T20:30:44.641+01:002011-10-20T20:30:44.641+01:00Sometimes I think search terms are the best part o...Sometimes I think search terms are the best part of blogging. Like fucking my skinny wife. I think that's my favorite so far.<br /><br />Love,<br />LolaJanie Junebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10573607241326291404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-23570473194452723172011-10-20T20:24:52.740+01:002011-10-20T20:24:52.740+01:00Paige, THANK YOU!!! I was quite proud of that sent...Paige, THANK YOU!!! I was quite proud of that sentence and it cracked Branden up for a good while and we DID Google it! Sadly this doesn't exist (yet, I hope!) but now if you look it up, you find this blog post! So I should plan on having a lot of cute overload lovers finding me in the near future<br />I would love to hear what your searches are! I can only imagine!!! You have to do it now that I posted my marshmallow story *insert large amount of guilt here* ;)Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-68481517211933686412011-10-20T20:19:54.351+01:002011-10-20T20:19:54.351+01:00"baby laughing over pony pulling a cart, driv..."baby laughing over pony pulling a cart, driven by a lemur with a puppy being groomed by the fluffiest kitten wearing a ladybug costume"! When I first read that, I almost Googled it..hahahaha These were great. I'm going to have to put mine up sometime. It's pretty scary though..LOLPaige Kellermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16201061179479380167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-41464412203791239082011-10-20T20:09:48.075+01:002011-10-20T20:09:48.075+01:00Alicia, due to the extra load of perverts I would ...Alicia, due to the extra load of perverts I would get by posting that story (and the freaks could then track down my family), I haven't posted those details. (although some of my followers know!)<br /><br />Elisa, yes, funny and random. Maybe "korean girls" or "korean women" would make some sense, but I didn't realized that boobies were that specific to nationalities!<br /><br />Stephanie, Baby butts are super cute when they aren't creating diaper blowing nastiness! I love the phrase and am happy to give you credit!<br /><br />Dreamer, I have thought bars could have been for alcohol reasons but I call them pubs now as bars recreate visions of overweight nasties that are in 4 day old clothes, smell like a whiskey barrel and have peanut flakes in their facial hair (or chins). <br />You really missed the popularity boat by not taking Korean boobies! Now I get to reap all the 'rewards'...bleck!Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-27724739477952655962011-10-20T19:58:35.106+01:002011-10-20T19:58:35.106+01:00I think maybe the bars in your blog don't refe...I think maybe the bars in your blog don't refer to thank of a cell nature as much as they might to a decent level of intoxication nature?? <br /><br />Korean Boobies!!! Now why didn't I think of that one when I was renaming my blog?? Just think of all the followers I would have now!! Damn! I missed the boat for fame once again!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-1693783252007688022011-10-20T18:50:31.020+01:002011-10-20T18:50:31.020+01:00Tushy buns - Yep, been sayin that one since Peanut...Tushy buns - Yep, been sayin that one since Peanut was a baby. Baby butts are the best! You can definitely steal it. :)Stephanie Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08117481136259148223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-12576385156163256292011-10-20T18:44:50.982+01:002011-10-20T18:44:50.982+01:00LOL! "korean boobies" Holy cow--that i...LOL! "korean boobies" Holy cow--that is funny :0)Crazy Life of a Writing Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16064939499412649850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-30858873704862472672011-10-20T17:01:03.187+01:002011-10-20T17:01:03.187+01:00Just imagine the hits you'd get if you were to...Just imagine the hits you'd get if you were to talk about your maiden name, or your mom's name evolution.....ahhhh the possibilities are endless!!!A single working girl seeking free timehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08979357402640991054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-77381816740254401222011-10-20T16:36:01.793+01:002011-10-20T16:36:01.793+01:00Lisa, I thought of that too. Skinny dipping = nake...Lisa, I thought of that too. Skinny dipping = naked swimming...duh!! This just proves that there are very weird and very stupid people out there!!Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-81123674097064755882011-10-20T16:05:42.039+01:002011-10-20T16:05:42.039+01:00My favorite is "naked skinny dipping." I...My favorite is "naked skinny dipping." Isn't that a oxymoron?!?! Anywho, there are some WEIRD people out there!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10596228476611717283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-40032128091318573402011-10-20T15:16:49.676+01:002011-10-20T15:16:49.676+01:00Hmmm, "lemon party". Haven't heard o...Hmmm, "lemon party". Haven't heard of it but I have heard never to google image search "blueberry waffle" or was it "blueberry pancake". I think it may be worse than "lemon party" so I'll look up yours if you look up mine ;)Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-84111384614837824832011-10-20T15:12:05.115+01:002011-10-20T15:12:05.115+01:00I've been told not to Google 'Lemon Party&...I've been told not to Google 'Lemon Party'. I imagine it involves piss but don't honestly know and daren't look. Can you do it for me?Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-47443073950135700332011-10-20T15:05:48.478+01:002011-10-20T15:05:48.478+01:00Stephanie, I love that you say 'tushy buns'...Stephanie, I love that you say 'tushy buns'! I had never heard it before and I am in the process of 'stealing' it ;) heheheheh I can imagine what weird things you must get from that phrase! (although your searchers are most likely 10 years old)Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-55576310559042963332011-10-20T14:57:26.051+01:002011-10-20T14:57:26.051+01:00Okay, I use the words "tushy buns" all t...Okay, I use the words "tushy buns" all the time, you better believe I get some fun searches out of that one!Stephanie Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08117481136259148223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-37160057963535761892011-10-20T14:39:07.626+01:002011-10-20T14:39:07.626+01:00Matthew, it is well deserved punishment...which I ...Matthew, it is well deserved punishment...which I of course turn around and make it entertainment for the day! I'm glad you like them :)<br /><br />Joshua, hahaha! Me?? Elected??? I would have to first know at least a sliver of how politics work, which lets's face it, my lack of choosing a party is probably due to the fact that I know nothing and care nothing for government (pretty sad I know!). I just have to worry about the face my mom will give me the next time I see her on Skype ;)<br />Monkey feet is a hysterical and very random hit. I refer to the act of picking something up with your feet "monkey toeing" but since I haven't blogged about that, I'll leave all the monkey feet searchers in your stats instead of mine!Padded Cell Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04179138500397929437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-2500522021785622102011-10-20T14:04:20.699+01:002011-10-20T14:04:20.699+01:00This is where I would normally make a comment abou...This is where I would normally make a comment about your "Sometimes I just ask for it" remark, but I'll withhold. This time.<br /><br />The one search term that brings more hits to me than anything is "monkey feet." I made one comment about how it would be nice to have opposable big toes and used a Halloween picture to illustrate that fact, and the hits just keep on coming. There is one on the full report that rather, umm, scandalous, and completely not something I'd blog about. I will not repeat it here so you can be elected someday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8360721603569524545.post-81604431196585463402011-10-20T13:32:55.525+01:002011-10-20T13:32:55.525+01:00Normally these posts are a bit scary, but yours is...Normally these posts are a bit scary, but yours is hilarious, because you obviously just got what was coming to you.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.com