Thursday, April 11, 2013

Ick, spam!

I tend to get a lot of spammers on my blog which thankfully go to the spam inbox and rarely my normal comment inbox. This is also a good reason why I approve all of my comments as occasionally they do slip through. Recently I was looking through my spam inbox, for kicks and giggles, and found some odd ones...

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(Word of warning: do NOT google image search them!!!)

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I don't want to know what that is and I definitely don't want to help you put a photo up of it!! YIKES!!!

What ever happened to good old fashioned normal people who tried hacking your site with boring old web ads!?! 


  1. Well, what's the point with google doing it for them.

  2. Transvaginal mesh? That's one I haven't seen yet... but I'm sure that spammer will turn up at my page eventually. On average, I get thirty or forty spam messages in a day, most of which end up in the spam folders without need to moderate... but occasionally one turns up in a blog.

    I think some of those look like spam messages I've gotten too from one spam bot or another.

    And don't you just love it when they start out with saying, "Howdy!" No one says howdy!

  3. Nasal polyps! Yes! I love nasal polyps. I can laugh about spam like that, but I'm glad I moderate comments because recently I received one that was so obscene that I was freaked out and disgusted, and you know I don't get disgusted easily.


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  5. OMG, you totally crack me up. I really liked the one about the notice how grammatically weird it was? I really wish you would reconsider the nasal polyp guy though, it could be

  6. I should go check my spam folder to see if I have anything entertaining there. Probably not as good as what you get!

  7. This was hilarious!! Nasal polyps and transvaginal mesh!! How exciting!! Ever wonder what would happen if you ever got all these freaks together in one room?

  8. Transvaginal what? Never expected to come across that word on your blog! ;)

  9. Yes, I think we all get these Maggie3. But they delete easily enough huh? They must be stupid though to keep on trying - Dave

  10. Makes me wonder if that sort of spam actually works on some people....? I suppose it must or else they wouldn't keep sending it, but, really, who is that thick?!

  11. What a coincidence! I was just about to write a blog post about trans vaginal mesh! Yep, sure was.

    Sounds like people in China are somehow getting money from setting up a misspelled, poorly written, Engrish webpage advertising funky things and then going around spamming legitimate blogs in hopes of luring clicks onto their ad pages. I absolutely hate spam comments like those.

  12. Yes, there certainly are lots of spam weirdos Maggie. I used to get them too when I blogged. Good on you for making fun of them - Dave


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