Friday, October 26, 2012

You found me from what???

As promised earlier this week, I have a new list of Search Engine Hits to share with you! Thankfully they aren't as creepy as some past lists, but I still think I have a "healthy" dose of questionable characters running through my cell...how appropriate I suppose.

short arms men
Odd fetish?? Attempted self diagnosis?? How the heck did you end up here? If you are trying to diagnose yourself as a short armed man then I'm pretty sure that if you can look in a mirror and still don't know so you have to look it up online, you are normal.

sexy woman smiling eating breakfast
Flatterer! And the reason I'm smiling is because Branden still brings me breakfast in bed almost every day. *cue "Awwww!" now



watercolor paintings of unicorns
Ummmm, my watercolor painting looked nothing like a unicorn and heaven forbid you'd find it what I panted as a unicorn horn!



coconut milk farts
Unofficially the worst kind ever (besides dog farts) and if your canned coconut smells like a fart, don't eat it!

padded cell straight jacket quiz
Are you hinting that I should start having crazy quizzes? What type of questions would I ask? Maybe something like, "How many concussions have I had?" or "What irrational fear do I have while swimming in pools and lakes?"
(Answers: 3 & sharks)

homemade sexy girls
The store bought ones always look cheap and usually fall apart easily  ;)

bavarian decor
I'm glad you came to me for guidance. As far as I know, having "Hamsters Cry" on a banner above your bed is very Bavarian.



hairs like lady gaga how to make
I had no idea Yoda was a Lady GaGa fan and had enough hair to style in a bow!

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  1. Maggie, You make me laugh so hard that the dogs always come running to see what's so funny. Lady Gaga and Yoda -- makes sense to me.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. That's basically what I did when I saw that hit, I cracked up and thought, "Yoda??".

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  3. I had forgotten all about "hamsters cry"!

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    1. It is still there and has become a noted fixture when people come over!

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  4. That's exactly why I don't drink coconut milk.

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    1. If you get a good brand there is no essence of fart at all! I've made some amazing things with canned coconut milk...but then again I mostly use the solids you get from the can and leave the liquid bit for smoothies.

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  5. Bavarian decor does often involve homemade sexy girls, though they try to keep them out of sight when polite company shows up.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got about ten thousand Germans at the door who would like to have a word with me.

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    1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You could have a good point that the two searches could easily find their answers simply in Germany ;) (My husband's German so they make pretty good homemade sexy boys too!)

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  6. I totally see the resemblance between Yoda and Lady Gaga....lol, this is really funny. :)

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    1. It's probably just a matter of time before she wears a dress made up entirely of Yoda figurines...she did it for Kermit the frog so it's only fair. ;)

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  7. I did a post a long time ago that is similar to the "homemade sexy girl" line, and sure does get a lot of Googles to this day.

    http://scope-tech.blogspot.com/2009/03/realistic-sexy-statues-vs-realistic-sex.html

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    1. Ok that was probably the 3rd most creepy thing I've ever seen! Why in the world would you want a realistic woman's torso on your wall unless you were a serial killer with a "hunting trophy" room!?! NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!

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  8. (chuckle) High maintenance pampered little princess, do you ever reciprocate the coffee and toast in bed for him :-D.
    You have a good weekend coming this one. I wish I could come down. Going to be nippy though for the rig on the Pat St.

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    1. hehehe, it's not something I expect him to do or request, he just does it for convenience sake as he is the first up to get ready (oddly, he takes longer to get ready than I do). Since we live in a shared house, we typically eat breakfast in bed. I do make him German pancakes or other special breakfasts when he's having a lazy morning :)
      You would think that I have an amazing weekend ahead of me, which I do in a way, but I am on volunteer duty tonight and with daylight savings time, means I get to be out an extra hour (so equivalent of 10pm-5am) which means I am staying home to rest in preparation, and then will be absolutely shot tomorrow so I may get to enjoy some festivities hopefully by Monday. Branden just called me from town on his lunch break and I could hear the music playing through the streets as he told me about all the fun things he ate from the street vendors...*so jealous! (but yes, it is cold!)

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    2. Oh and by the way, did you see us in the Evening Echo last Saturday? We had a whole page spread (I wasn't in the photos) but here's a link to part of the article. I thought it looked pretty nice.
      http://www.eveningecho.ie/2012/10/20/were-a-helping-hand-on-the-citys-streets/

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    3. No, that's a totally Cork paper. It's a good idea though. Mind you what would go some way to help is if the pubs had a responsibility to not send people out in an unsafe condition. Like in Victoria, Au.
      I hope you are protected all the same.

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  9. Your comment after the "homemade sexy girls" was my favorite. :)

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Does this straitjacket make my butt look big?