Where laughter is the only medicine
A noise similar to that managed to get out of my groggy head!
Now I want espresso.
Can you get them with redbull?
No truer words were ever spoken, my friend. As much as it will traumatize me, I feel as though I need more details on that story.
In some people's eyes, it would have been a good thing that it was just a spindly daddy long leg type spider...but to me, it was a SPIDER!! I woke up and thought that a hair ball fell out of my hair as I picked my face up from the direct spot on the pillow where the spindly little devil was! With his legs he was actually bigger than a coin so it wasn't the best wake up call!
Do you want to have an "ACKKK" contest? I posted this on Elisa's blog March 1st:I have been having a "Melynda" morning. My blood sugar dropped about 3:00am & I couldn't get back to sleep until about 4:00. I woke up about 9:00 & went potty, & went potty, & went potty--for almost another hour! Finally got upstairs, woke up my computer & brushed my hand against my hair--& a bee flew out of it! I just called my husband on the intercom & asked him if this was the day he was going to tell me he wanted a divorce, which would have completed my wonderful day--he said, "Not today!" ALL TRUE!!
That sounds like something that would happen to my mom in law! She could hide a family of rats in her hair! (and yes, I'm totally jealous of her amazing curly locks!)
The truth in these words made me cry (and cringe). You are a genius~
I about did both! Thankfully I did sleep last night but I did wake up about every couple of hours thinking I would see another spider on my pillow...eeeeee!!
Thanks for the tip. Which reminds me of 1994 when I spent two weeks in Greece. My then girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night believing there to be some kind of insect in the room. I switched on the lights and the ceiling was covered in spiders. As in 500 hundred at least. Sleep tight!
That sounds like my worst nightmare on mushrooms!!! I really don't think anything on earth could be more terrifying!!! Crap, and I always wanted to go to Greece...
Arrrrrrrgh! I have a lizard lurking in my living room. The last time I saw him he darted under the piano, which I can't move alone. I'm so afraid he'll creep under my bedroom door and end up in bed with me, whispering, "How 'bout a little lizard lovin', lady?". Waaaaaah.Love,Janie
Hahahaha! We had a lizard in our cottage in Kauai who I named Gus. He was cute and I liked him because he was supposed to eat spiders! I didn't realize he'd try to give lizard lovin too ;) hahahah
As I read on a friends Facebook wall the other day, "Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears."
For me, seeing a spider creates hysterics and when it disappears creates a heart attack!
The spiders are just trying to say hello!
I so do not like spiders. We get them all the time...the big, quarter sized ones!
Oh, you just make my day. I love the laugh I get when I read your posts. I hate spiders too, but you have such a great way of putting it. ~a
Does this straitjacket make my butt look big?