Monday, June 11, 2012

How a dishwasher had me sobbing on the floor

A while ago, I mentioned crying over a dishwasher but saved the story. This was years ago, probably 7 years ago, but Chrissy and I still laugh and joke about it sometimes.

I was house sitting for someone and it was proving to be a bit more stressful than I thought. She was gone for over a month so it was practically more like living there while I looked after her frisky cat and fish. The cat kept me up most nights, and I ran across spiders so often in that house that I pretty much screamed and cried every time I had to go through the garage! I called my mom in hysterics one night because there was a huge one in the tub and another one on the living room ceiling. She did come over once and helped me water the garden where another large spider tried to bite my hand off  popped out of his little home that he made in the siding where the water faucet was cut into! I almost grabbed him and then mom and I had to figure out how to turn the water off with that nasty thing there. Mom sprayed the heck out of him and then turned it off as fast as she could.

Also, the woman's husband had passed away in the house earlier that year. They were practically my adopted grandparents so I knew him, loved him, and even got the cat for him. I am not a believer in ghosts so that wasn't even an issue, but I suppose the thought that a lot of people would have an issue sleeping in a house where they knew someone died, played tricks with my mind at night sometimes.

Needless to say, my nerves were on edge, so when I went to do a load of dishes in the dish washer I was not expecting something to go wrong there too. I put the liquid detergent in the little box in the door and then closed the little lid...but it wouldn't close. I pushed the little lid down harder but it still wouldn't click shut.

*Push *Push *Push *Push *Push!!!! No click; no shut little lid! Maybe there's too much liquid in it?? I'll scoop a bit out with my fingers and see if that will work.
*Push *Push *Push *Slippy finger Push *Soapy lid Push *Liquid's making fingers itchy Push!!!! NO CLICK!!
Why won't this stupid thing close!?! It's just a stupid little lid! It just needs to close!! CLOSE STUPID LITTLE LID!!!
*PUSH *PUSH *PUSH *PUSH *FINGERS COVERED IN NASTY SOAP PUSH!!!!

This went on for a half an hour (because it was just a little lid so I must be able to do it!) before I finally snapped!

*Tears streaming down a mascara stained face, soapy fists pounding the kitchen floor.
"WHY GOD, WHY!?! WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET THE LITTLE LID CLOSE!!! OH GOD, PLEASE JUST LET THE STUPID LID CLOSE!!! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANY MORE; I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE!! PLEASE GOD JUST CLOSE THE FREAKIN LID!!"

A few minutes later, the lid closed. I wiped the mascara and snot from my face and got ready for another sleepless night in that spider house with the crazy cat.

Now for your Music Monday, here's a music video that does make me cry, but I think for decent reasons. I love this song and the music video story is just brilliant. You probably won't cry but I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

18 comments:

  1. You have to be very sneaky when getting rid of insects. Did you know that when you kill an ant, a fly or a spider 100 more will come for the funeral?

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  2. I've seen a frisky cat; but what is a frisky fish?

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    1. Hehehe. Funny enough, she did have Oscars which can get aggressive with each other and one of them liked to kill his tank mates on occasion. Nasty bugger!

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  3. Although I have palmetto bugs and dragons, I rarely see a spider. I think the dragons eat them.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I would love having dragons, geckos, heck even a snake if it would eat the spiders! But we have none of that here...

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  4. ok, I've been laughing hysterically. you and dishwashers just should not be in the same house.

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  5. Spiders? Did someone mention spiders? Hmmmm.... I may just be posting about spiders tomorrow.

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    1. Yeah, about that...I can't leave a comment on your site now because I can't get past the freaky photo you posted!!! You now need to ask more than Cora for forgiveness!! ;)

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  6. OH! The big spiders are the tasty ones.

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    1. Great! Be here in August when the big ones come out and you can have a BBQ!

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  7. Dishwashers were originally sent by God to help housewives who were sick of handwashing dishes, but then the devil possessed some of them and used them to flood kitches while the women were away from home. These days the devil mostly possesses personal computers and smart phones.

    I have a song stuck in my head. I'm hoping your song can drive it out. Time to find out.

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    1. My mom, the stay at home housewife, never got one until I was almost out of the house so I don't think I've ever adjusted to life with a dishwasher.

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  8. Every spring we have an influx of massive spiders that keep popping out of various places in the house. It's like being in the video game Doom. Only I don't use a shotgun to get rid of them, just a glass and an envelope.

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    1. Ours come at the end of summer and even though it's still months away, I am dreading those weeks! And I would use a shotgun if I could bring one from the States!

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  9. First of all, it only takes a spider to make me cry, so there's no shame in that. but there's something especially irritating about something that should be working and isn't. That would've driven me flippin insane. Kind of like the other day when I put one of those dish washer packets in, ran the cycle, and opened the little door to see that the soap never dissolved and I basically just ran hot water all over my dishes for 30 min....

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