I am starting to think that blogger is just throwing random search engine hits into my stats just to weird me out...and it's working! Here's some recent hits:
The suppressed paintings of cavemen: Wow, I actually sound like an intellectual blog with hits like this! I must have suppressed my memory of writing something this educational...
Sassy ape: I'm pretty sure if you looked up "characteristics of an ape", sassy would not be on the list.
Good hairstyle for girls with big noses: What are you asking me for!?! *covers nose that I have always been self conscious about*
Campers say the darndest things: For example, "This is fun!" and , "Let's do this again!" when in reality they should be saying, "Why did we choose to live like homeless people on our vacation???".
Whitey tighties girl: Please tell me that this isn't the next female super hero! We hardly have any good ones as it is.
Hilarious electricity: Since when has electricity been funny, let alone hilarious?
"Remember the time I was curling my hair when you were giving the dog a bath and..." NOT FUNNY!
Creeper dog costumes: Your guard dog isn't scary looking enough, you have to make him look like a creeper too? Do you just have him sit in a white van with candy and a sign that you can play with him?
Leotard for my husband: Grounds for divorce.
Do wombats have hard butts: At what point would this question ever need to be asked? Is your wombat not responding to spanking?
NOTE: I do not promote the spanking of wombats in any situation.