I am starting to think that blogger is just throwing random search engine hits into my stats just to weird me out...and it's working! Here's some recent hits:
The suppressed paintings of cavemen: Wow, I actually sound like an intellectual blog with hits like this! I must have suppressed my memory of writing something this educational...
Sassy ape: I'm pretty sure if you looked up "characteristics of an ape", sassy would not be on the list.
Good hairstyle for girls with big noses: What are you asking me for!?! *covers nose that I have always been self conscious about*
Campers say the darndest things: For example, "This is fun!" and , "Let's do this again!" when in reality they should be saying, "Why did we choose to live like homeless people on our vacation???".
Whitey tighties girl: Please tell me that this isn't the next female super hero! We hardly have any good ones as it is.
Hilarious electricity: Since when has electricity been funny, let alone hilarious?
"Remember the time I was curling my hair when you were giving the dog a bath and..." NOT FUNNY!
Creeper dog costumes: Your guard dog isn't scary looking enough, you have to make him look like a creeper too? Do you just have him sit in a white van with candy and a sign that you can play with him?
Leotard for my husband: Grounds for divorce.
Do wombats have hard butts: At what point would this question ever need to be asked? Is your wombat not responding to spanking?
NOTE: I do not promote the spanking of wombats in any situation.
well the padded cell title can throw off even blogger.
ReplyDeleteVery true! Just like how recently the title threw off a spammer from an online psychiatric company...they thought I was actually crazy...
Deletehttp://paddedcellconfessions.blogspot.ie/2012/07/finally-someone-takes-me-seriously.html
(and I know you already read the blog post but the link is for anyone else who missed it!)
DeleteThis is really funny, where do people even come up with stuff like that? I think whoever typed these in was high on something. The whitey tighties girl must have some serious issues. :)
ReplyDeleteI think all of these people have some serious issues! ...and yet they still constantly find themselves here...sign?
DeleteI'm laughing so hard. Stop being so funny! Laughing this much makes me cough.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Sorry for making you cough but I can't stop the whole making you laugh thing. It's kind of my nature; I just have to make people laugh!
DeleteLaughing this hard makes me pee! :(
DeleteActually, coughing, running, sneezing and dancing in my living room with Peanut also makes me pee...ahhhh...aging is so much fun.
I love the camper one . . . why would anyone choose to live like a homeless person for a vacation?? I mean, REALLY?? Port-a-potties and vacation are not related in my book!
ReplyDeleteExactly! How do you relax when you have to pee in a Honey-Bucket!?!
DeleteBrilliant post. And electric hand buzzers are the pinnacle of comedy genius.
ReplyDeleteGood point! I forgot about the legendary electric hand buzzer so I guess it really can be hilarious!
DeleteI love reading mine, theyre so random
ReplyDeleteThe more random the better, I say!
DeleteUnless "spanking the wombat" is like, code for something. :-)
ReplyDeleteEven if that was the case, I'm sure PETA would still disapprove!
DeleteApes will never be sassy, no matter what the marketing chimps for Joel Schumacher's upcoming take on Tarzan would like....
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