Going into the cupboard to get more toilet paper, I noticed along with a description of softness, there was a picture of a fuzzy baby duck on the packaging. This got me thinking so I took the packaging into Branden, who was studying in the living room.
Me: Have you every thought while using the TP that it reminds you of wiping with a baby duck?
Branden (oddly laughing): No, I can't say I have!
Me: Why do toilet paper packages always use baby ducks or puppies as a comparative reference for how soft our toilet paper is?
Branden: I don't know but they do tend to go for fluffy animals to let you know how soft it is.
Me: But how many people actually know what it feels like to wipe their bum with a puppy? Did the advertising manager find himself having to go to the bathroom outside near a pond, and the only thing nearby was a baby duck? That's pretty disturbing!
Branden: I don't know Mags...
What is wrong with our world???
Branden and I went shopping and had to pick up some more TP at the store. I found that apparently regular toilet paper feels like a baby duck, toilet paper with aloe feels like a kitten, and peach scented toilet paper feels like a baby bunny! If there was ever a time to be against animal testing, then this is it!