This means I'm cheating on my post today and just sharing an old post from 2005. I used to do shaped posts which were kind of cool looking but super hard to do. I hope you enjoy!
I like to $
eat candy canes. %
I love the peppermint taste; $
it is so good! The fruity ones are a
bit funky but I'll still eat them. The one thing
that I don't like about candy canes is that
they can cut the roof of your mouth so bad
you may as well be licking a razor blade!
You think that it's just the red coloring
that's starting to run; but in reality it is
your blood! Lucky the peppermint covers
the taste of the blood but it also burns
the cut really bad. The candy cane gets a
sharp ridge in it which really hurts if a
taste bud gets stuck in
it! Then your tongue $
starts bleeding,adding %
more bleeding parts in $
your mouth. Still the
flavoring covers that
yucky blood taste but
now it's causing your
mouth to burn even
more! Nothing says
Merry Christmas like
a kid with a smiling,
bloody mouth all due
to that wonderfully
great holiday treat:
The candy cane! Do
you have any idea $
how difficult this %
was to write? $
*Note: this horrible mouth torture also applies to the countless amounts of throat lozenges I've been consuming. It felt like my satsuma had battery acid in it instead of citric acid this morning and my Irish version of lemon Theraflu (which means it has nothing helpful in it) made my throat even more sore. Well, Branden left me some money so I should probably shower and head to the Pharmacy.
lol I think I just peed myself a little laughing at you! Candy canes? Awesome! Sorry you're not feeling well girl. Hope you get better soon. Do you have strep?
ReplyDeleteThe candy cane was so cool...very impressed!
ReplyDeleteAnd again, feel better!!!!!
Get medicine, not chocolate. Feel better.
ReplyDeleteOh young one, did you also run over a busload of nuns and orphans in a past life? That's the only explanation I can imagine.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon.
To paraphrase JOSHUA:
ReplyDeleteGet booze, not medicine. Feel better.
Actually, booze may not make you feel better, but you won't care any more.
I'm with Joshua and fishducky. I recommend screwdrivers. I didn't realize candy canes could be so dangerous. Thanks for letting me know. I'll take them away from every child I see.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola