I'm cheating today by digging through my old blog's archives. This was from back in 2005. I created my own charity, but oddly enough, it didn't take off...wonder why???
Feed the Famous
Look around your world and you will see the faces of hunger everywhere. I'm not talking about Africa, Asia, or South America, I'm talking about Hollywood! You see their starving bodies on the covers of magazines as you buy your food at grocery stores. When you are in a store, buying food to eat and providing nourishment for your body, you should be grateful for your blessings but filled with sorrow for the poor starving stars!
So I'm starting my own charity, Feed The Famous, and for only pennies a day you can help a calorie deprived actress like Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, or your favorite Olsen twin. You will receive* updated photos and stories of your star so you can see them improve over time with the program! Your pennies a day will provide a star with 3 meals a day, a reprieve from their 11 hour workouts, and for some, a much needed rehab program. Don't go through your grocery line just bypassing those starving souls, do something now by calling 1-000-FAT-STAR. You CAN make a difference!
*updated photos and stories are only provided by fashion magazines and must be purchased on your own. This does not mean your star will send you happy stories and color crayon drawings of their families. This charity was created by the sarcastic mind of a Padded Cell Princess who has absolutely no idea what calling that number will even do.