Since I've only been at this blog thing again for 3 or 4 months, I don't seem to have any good Search Engine hits on my blog yet. So far I've only had "padded cell confessions", "confessions from a padded cell" and "due to technical difficulties message". Pretty boring but I know these will become more amusing with time. In my past blogging days, I received a few funny ones but also a large number of bizarre hits. Here is a list of hits from my blogging days of old!
Funny Google Hits:
Oh, Poopie! (Probably an old woman looking up her favorite phrase)
Why is a padded cell fluffy? (Because it's umm...I know this is a shot in the dark but...um padded!)
Sick and Wrong, we should flog these people, Hits:
hot granny web cam (EWWWW! How I came up in this search, I have no clue!)
bestiality confessions (Worse than the granny one! Did they want the cow's side of the story?)
skinny dipping pics porn (If you found me from this, get in your shower, turn it on cold and just sit in it for a while!)
Apparently I have a large and random array of topics that makes me ideal for bizarre Google searches! I'm now very disturbed to think that these people are actually living, breathing, and breeding in my atmosphere...
*Afterthought: I've just given these sick people a way to find me again haven't I...Crap!