Chuck Norris poked you - which I believe translates to "You've just been flung across the Universe!"
I don't know how to say this but you don't have a hamster anymore - Ummm, I know and I also don't care that I don't have a hamster...nasty, racist little things...
Just married cats - Only interested in newlyweds? What about cats who've been married for years? I think that would be much for interesting.
Teenage mutant emo turtles - This is brilliant! ...unless they are cutting themselves with their ninja stars...someone call ASPCA!
Coloring book llama cute - I'm not sure how cute a llama anything is, let alone a coloring book.
Hairy Brunet - My first instinct was, "Branden is more brunette than me!" ...oh yeah, and he's also hairier...
Now excuse me as I go cry because I ran out of cupcakes for breakfast
Still a genius idea with the cupcakes. I actually dreamed that I was showing people how do do this last night. Guess it's time to make the cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteThey are a lot easier to eat but you need to make sure your frosting is very cold or else they do tend to ooze when you put the tops on. Branden came up with the idea of mixing raspberry jam into the butter creme frosting and it was fantastic! Mmmm, I want more!
DeleteThus why I added a link...it explains all :)
ReplyDeleteCats can marry!!! Somewhere out there.... crazy cat lady marriage lobbyists are proud of a "job well done"
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I love the thought of crazy cat lady marriage lobbyists! Oh my!
DeleteWith all that's going on in the political scene today, I have to ask: Is that only cats of the opposite sex or also same sex cats? (My late brother-in-law was a veterinarian & he told me that homosexuality is not limited to humans.)
ReplyDeleteAnyone with a male dog could tell you that homosexuality isn't limited to humans! The thing about the animal world is that they don't care! (and people think animals are dumb!) I am not discriminating against any gender cat marriage on this site and I won't ;)
DeleteOddly enough I'm sad. I never get super cool search hits. lol Those cup cakes look amazing!
ReplyDeleteOf all the blogs and all the crazy things you blog about, I am so shocked that you don't get them! You are a prime target for bizarre search hits...I mean your site...not you... ;) The cupcakes were amazing and I miss them terribly!
DeleteSend cupcakes now. Oh, I forgot. I'm eating healthy foods now. Maybe the jam mixed with the frosting could count as a serving of fruit.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I think jam in frosting totally counts for a fruit serving! Make sure to get your 5 a day!
DeleteI want cupcakes so bad now. Thanks, Maggie, I thought I was actually done eating for today. No such luck. You got the best search terms this week!
ReplyDeleteYou can't *cupcake* blame me *cupcake* for making you *cupcake* want to eat *cupcake* cupcakes! I'll blame your pregnancy ;) *cupcake!*
DeleteChuck Norris poked you? Hahahaha what that all about? I meet cute llamas all the time... until they spit in my eye. You're right - one should never ever run out of cupcakes. :))
ReplyDeleteEeeeewww, llama spit! Actually llama spit may make me forget about cupcakes...for about 5 minutes ;)
DeleteI like the look of your cup cakes Maggie. I'm a bit undecided about the comments though - Dave
ReplyDeleteLlamas are many, many things.... cute is not one of them!
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