Lo and behold, I give you the Face Transformer
This may be more terrifying than the faces of my children but here's the fun I had at this site:
Original photo (I realize it's a really bad photo of me but this is the only passport style photo I currently have on my computer)
Now, what I will look like old:
AHHHHHHH!!! Please Lord, if I'm going to look like that, take me when I'm 50! And what is up with the end of my nose!?! I wear sunscreen on my face every day and this is how I'm repaid!!!
Well, this site has other options, so this is what I would look like if I was African:
I will never complain about having a big nose again...
Would it be any better if I were Asian??
Ummm, that would be a NO!
Maybe this whole being a girl thing isn't working...what if I were a man??
SERIAL KILLER! I'M A SERIAL KILLER!!
Ok, forget being a human, what if I were just an ape?
Oh heavens! I don't even think they would cast me in Planet of the Apes with a face like that!
I need a pick me up, so now it's time to put Branden through the ringer!
Original photo (again, this is a really really bad photo and we had to get his hair back away from his face.)
So Branden old:
Wow, apparently he's going to become an old Australian sheep farmer!
Just for curiosity sakes, what does this site think he looks like as a baby??
Alien head baby with a beard!!! Oh holy crap! He looked nothing like that as a baby! (his beard was a little smaller)
What if Branden were African??
Oddly, he's a bit more similar...his mouth has just tried crawling up his face a bit!
He just looks sinister! Yikes!
What if we transform Branden into a woman??
Oh my goodness! It's a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and a Wal-Mart checker! I would say that he is the ugliest woman I have ever seen...but sadly that's a lie (thanks to People of Wal-Mart)
Would he be able to be cast in the next Planet of the Apes??
Oh goodness! MAKE IT STOP!!!