He feels pretty! Oh so pretty!

Well, it looks like I've created a bit of a face warp series these past couple of days, so today will be my 3rd and final part of the series (because I don't think I can take much more of seeing my face disfigured!). If you haven't had the horror pleasure of seeing the past two post in the series, take a peek now!

Part 1: The Joys of Making Babies...via the Internet

Part 2: And now for something completely heinous

In my comments yesterday, Mandy_Fish pointed out that Branded really got off easy:
"This site is sexist! You look twisted and deformed in every version, while Branden remains hot!
(Don't show this to him. You'll never hear the end of it.)"
Besides the fact that his Ape man was pure nasty, I do think I got the worst of it! Branden did see Mandy's comment (because he checks my site for comments and stats about as often as I do!) but he came up with a suitable 'punishment' for himself.

The terrible photos of us that were used in the face mutilator transformer were actually taken last winter when we came across a makeover site one night. At first, we just had a little fun trying on different hair styles on my head and seeing how I'd look with shorter hair...but then we decided it would be much more fun to turn Branden into a beauty queen! Branden has agreed (and came up with the idea) to share his beauty makeovers as the finale to this 3 part horror series. And again, I don't feel too bad for putting you all through this since you can see much worse in your local Wal-Mart.

For Branden's first look, we decided to go with a sexy Playboy Bunny look. I think the hair suits him!

Blondes may have more fun but to mix things up, we went for a more brunette, sexy secretary look. I really think the glasses set off the whole look.

And finally, being a hopeless romantic, Branden decided to pay tribute to the Royal Wedding with his very own Kate Middleton bride look!

Isn't he a stunner!?! (I think that necklace would catch in his chest hair though)

Ok readers, I am done damaging your eyes for the week! Your comments have been wonderful (any comment that allows me to reply with "triangular birth canal' is pure brilliance!). Since I have provided you with all the links to the face mutilator sites, I would love to see what your results are! Feel free to "steal" this whole series or just one post for your own blog...just show a little love and link up where you got it from! I have had fantastic page views and great comments from this so I'm sure your readers would love it as well.  :)

I will be back for another Music Monday, so have a fabulous weekend everyone!