What do you get when you take this
And mix it with this?
According to makemebabies.com you get this
Ummmm.....??? I always did want to have black babies but considering I'm virtually clear and Branden only tans well, I thought adoption was my only shot. Makemebabies.com seems to disagree though.
Maybe we should try again.
Me + Branden =
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I think that's an elf child who's face was once folded down the center! Branden says it looks like a Klingon but I wouldn't know about that nerdy stuff...(Ok, so it does look like a Klingon!)
Ok, try again but this time put the skin color setting to "light" instead of "auto-detect" which apparently isn't as accurate as it claims.
My face + Husband's face + "light skin tone" =
A ginger!?! There are no red heads in either of our direct families...and I'm pretty sure that little girl has two different colored eyes.
One more time but let's go with a boy and see if we can fix the ginger issue.
Mine + His + "light skin tone" + make mine a boy please + fingers crossed no red hair because red haired boys oddly creep me out =
A ginger baby boy...
I give up!
These kids eyes look sinister, what are they The Midwich Cuckoos?
ReplyDeleteAll right. Visiting that site has just skyrocketed to the top of my "to do" list, trumping laundry and groceries. LOVE.
ReplyDeleteTony, there is a hint of possession in their faces so I think I'd have to put bars on the tops of their cribs as well! My only hope is that they look nothing like me or Branden when we were kids.
ReplyDeleteDH, have fun but do me a favor: if your generated kids look anything like your real kids, please DON'T tell me! Heaven forbid this site has any truth to it! I'll never have kids!
Are you sure you didn't check "albino" when you meant to check "light skin tone"? That little girl looks devious.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's right, that second one does resemble a Klingon.
Now to go see what kind of child I would make with different celebrities. And that's how I'm going to spend the rest of my day, thank you very much.
Or not because work has that site blocked. Back to work, I guess.
ReplyDeleteJoshua, I didn't even save the photo of our "Asian" baby because it was even more freaky than this horde of terrors!
ReplyDeleteWhat!?! Your work won't let you play around making virtual babies with celebrities all day??? Who are these inhumane people and why don't they want you to be bored all day? Guess you have to wait until you get home and then you can share the horror with your wife ;)
Ah, but see, when I'm home, I can just look at the kids.
ReplyDeleteYes but your kids are adorable not scary beyond all reason so what's the fun in that!?! ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny site...I must investigate later...back to work for me...
ReplyDeleteHave a fantastical, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious kind of day!
Stephanie, you will definitely have to check it out later! Maybe let Peanut try it with Barkley and another toy and see what you come up with! I hope you have a wonderfully brilliant day too! :)
ReplyDeleteI so have to go try this out! My husband is the girl's stepdad, so I'd be curious to find out what our kids would look like. But this may be scary!!!
ReplyDeleteLisa, if you enjoy horror films then you will be fine ;)
ReplyDeleteI ABSOLUTELY LOVE this! LOL! Soooo funny. I needed a laugh today--thank you :0)
ReplyDeleteElisa, I'm happy to have provided you with a laugh for today (especially since I just read your blog post and yes, you did need a laugh!).
ReplyDeleteThere is something seriously wrong with that second kid's head.
ReplyDeleteMatthew, maybe his mom (which scarily would be me) had a triangular birth canal??? Ok, that's scarier than the kids themselves!
ReplyDeleteDo you have a couple of secret lovers? That could explain it.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...those programs are so creepy. Thankfully, I don't think they're ever accurate..LOL You guys are super cute and will have super cute babies, I'm sure of it!
ReplyDeleteLisa...I always did have a thing for black guys but not red heads! hahahaha ;)
ReplyDeletePaige, thanks for the vote of confidence but as you have managed to unleash 8 legged death beasts upon me, I'm not sure if I trust you yet.... ;)
I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteYou guys make creepy babies.
Mandy...yeah it is that bad isn't it! Go hug your adorable little girl and be thankful that you can make a cute one!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA oh mannn I am dying. I could spend hours making babies.
ReplyDeleteSoooo funny.
You might just have to wait and see what you get. That's the fun of starting a family - Dave
ReplyDeleteGinger babies are okay....I have two...going to check it out. It looks like tons of fun.
ReplyDeletethat is SCARY! LOL
ReplyDeleteMiss Sassy Pants, I could spend hours making babies too (as long as I don't actually make any!)...hahaha!
ReplyDeleteDave, I will have to wait and hope that these photos don't put me off!
Scots Lass, your kids are adorable! I just can't believe this site kept giving me ginger babies when I don't have any gingers in my family. :)
Sangria Smiles, totally SCARY!!! hehehe ;)